Sunday, July 4
Prom Coverage Week Day 3: Part Two
If you've just joined us, this week is Chyld's Sixth Form Prom Week, uploaded by Big Brother. Last time on Less Is More, Chyld has just discovered his date pulling one of his best mates. Or the other way round. We assume the former, as we cut into the last half of the chronologically-screwed memoirs...
NOTE: This half is shorter than the other half. I wanted to split it in two there, at the cost of equally weighted updates, because we love a cliffhanger. Also, given times are probably completly out of sync with times of events that actually happened, and there are still no pictures.
22:31pm: TinyOne asks if Chyld is alright. "I'm going to be very, very angry tomorrow!", he says, "but now, I'm just drunk!"
22:35: Chyld, feeling slightly ill, makes for the bar. To get some water.
22:36: Chyld encounters Brian at the bar. Brian fears he is going to be torn a new arsehole, but observes that it was his first proper kiss from a girl. Drunk as fuck, Chyld celebrates this, and promises to buy him a pint, at somewhere less expensive.
The Chyld Consensus is that he is too drunk to do anything but ignore K80 now, and also, as Da Skorpian observed the night before, a fight would ruin the prom. However, several forms of bloody murder are sworn upon K80.
At this point, I was too drunk to keep even a vague log of time...
??:??: Chyld, Brian, and the one known as Sod take a walk round the gardens of the venue. Brian mistakes a large muddy puddle for the footpath, with hilarious results.
??:??: Chyld and Tadpole observe Year 12 girls stealing lager straight from the taps. Tadpole is appalled. Chyld is happy for the ironic justice exerted. Damn overpriced bars. He refuses a proferred drink from a random glass, however.
All:Night: Chyld screams "ALL RIGHT (suchandsuch)?" at everyone. Mainly because of alcahol, partly because he can't be heard otherwise.
Also, Chyld dances. With TinyOne, with CA, with anyone who isn't his two-faced bitch of a date.
c00:30: Chyld goes for a piss.
00:31: Chyld encounters a man who resembles his dad in the toilets. It turns out that it is his dad, and it is now time to go.
00:35: Chyld has assembled everyone who needs lifts, and makes his way round the table saying goodbye to everyone.
00:38: Chyld hugs TinyOne goodbye, and reminds her to tell K80 that he will kill her. TinyOne tells Chyld that K80 is already in tears, so she might have got the message. Drunk, angry, and unsated, Chyld declares that she deserves it.
01:15: Chyld gets home. He gets straight into bed.
SLEEP: Bizarre dreams, possibly about Spanish Markets, punctuated by hungover wakeing ups.
10:00: Chyld gets out of bed, well rested, but slightly hungover. The anger begins.
11:15: Chyld makes it into work. Another day of hilarious high-jinks...
At this point, prom-related incidents have not had a chance to catch up with the time of writing. Tomorrow will either be a guest update, or concluding notes on the prom/general proms, depending on what I will write/will have written on Sunday.
Ta ta for now, Chyldlings!
NOTE: This half is shorter than the other half. I wanted to split it in two there, at the cost of equally weighted updates, because we love a cliffhanger. Also, given times are probably completly out of sync with times of events that actually happened, and there are still no pictures.
22:31pm: TinyOne asks if Chyld is alright. "I'm going to be very, very angry tomorrow!", he says, "but now, I'm just drunk!"
22:35: Chyld, feeling slightly ill, makes for the bar. To get some water.
22:36: Chyld encounters Brian at the bar. Brian fears he is going to be torn a new arsehole, but observes that it was his first proper kiss from a girl. Drunk as fuck, Chyld celebrates this, and promises to buy him a pint, at somewhere less expensive.
The Chyld Consensus is that he is too drunk to do anything but ignore K80 now, and also, as Da Skorpian observed the night before, a fight would ruin the prom. However, several forms of bloody murder are sworn upon K80.
At this point, I was too drunk to keep even a vague log of time...
??:??: Chyld, Brian, and the one known as Sod take a walk round the gardens of the venue. Brian mistakes a large muddy puddle for the footpath, with hilarious results.
??:??: Chyld and Tadpole observe Year 12 girls stealing lager straight from the taps. Tadpole is appalled. Chyld is happy for the ironic justice exerted. Damn overpriced bars. He refuses a proferred drink from a random glass, however.
All:Night: Chyld screams "ALL RIGHT (suchandsuch)?" at everyone. Mainly because of alcahol, partly because he can't be heard otherwise.
Also, Chyld dances. With TinyOne, with CA, with anyone who isn't his two-faced bitch of a date.
c00:30: Chyld goes for a piss.
00:31: Chyld encounters a man who resembles his dad in the toilets. It turns out that it is his dad, and it is now time to go.
00:35: Chyld has assembled everyone who needs lifts, and makes his way round the table saying goodbye to everyone.
00:38: Chyld hugs TinyOne goodbye, and reminds her to tell K80 that he will kill her. TinyOne tells Chyld that K80 is already in tears, so she might have got the message. Drunk, angry, and unsated, Chyld declares that she deserves it.
01:15: Chyld gets home. He gets straight into bed.
SLEEP: Bizarre dreams, possibly about Spanish Markets, punctuated by hungover wakeing ups.
10:00: Chyld gets out of bed, well rested, but slightly hungover. The anger begins.
11:15: Chyld makes it into work. Another day of hilarious high-jinks...
At this point, prom-related incidents have not had a chance to catch up with the time of writing. Tomorrow will either be a guest update, or concluding notes on the prom/general proms, depending on what I will write/will have written on Sunday.
Ta ta for now, Chyldlings!
