Tuesday, October 5
To be(etle) or not to be(etle)
While technically being at work, I saw a question on the Internet:
>What sort of things do beetles eat???<
I think this is an interesting question and I started to wonder. Why do we want to know what beetles eat? It’s not like I want a beetle as a pet or something and need all the information to give him a warm welcome. I don’t even care wetter it eats or not.
Anyway, we did get an answer.
Oh the horror. A person that likes bugs with a sense of humour!
Now where are insects made from? They are meat too!
Oh, this is great.
“Hey All!”
“Hi Mike!”
“Hey All, you know what beetles eat, All?”
“No, Mike. What do beetles eat, Mike?”
“Search the Internet for yourself, All!”
Why did this lunatic came up with this question in the first place? No one asked for it, he posted it anyway, and now we’re all interested and excited, he tells us go find it ourselves! What’s the point of mentioning it in the first place? Why do you spoil bandwidth? I hope that meat eating (not insect-eating) beetles will eat you alive! Argh!
>What sort of things do beetles eat???<
I think this is an interesting question and I started to wonder. Why do we want to know what beetles eat? It’s not like I want a beetle as a pet or something and need all the information to give him a warm welcome. I don’t even care wetter it eats or not.
Anyway, we did get an answer.
Probably The Beatles eat beef and mashed potatoes, but…
Oh the horror. A person that likes bugs with a sense of humour!
…beetles eat most anything, depending on the species. Some eat meat (live and dead), others eat plants, others eat other insects, …
Now where are insects made from? They are meat too!
…and others eat dung. Better look at a web site or a library book on insects to see the variety.
Oh, this is great.
“Hey All!”
“Hi Mike!”
“Hey All, you know what beetles eat, All?”
“No, Mike. What do beetles eat, Mike?”
“Search the Internet for yourself, All!”
Why did this lunatic came up with this question in the first place? No one asked for it, he posted it anyway, and now we’re all interested and excited, he tells us go find it ourselves! What’s the point of mentioning it in the first place? Why do you spoil bandwidth? I hope that meat eating (not insect-eating) beetles will eat you alive! Argh!
