Wednesday, June 23
Pay per view!?
The other day I looked at our precious forum and saw Chyldio kind of worried about the 1,000th hit on his blog. Did Visitor number 1,000 made a print screen of the counter? Waiting for the further reactions, I realized it hasn’t been saved. A strange purple cat always said: “It never hurts to help!”
The “it never hurts to help” kept buzzing in my head. I need to help the poor little lamb… The normally rough and tough macho cried big tears. An uncountable amount of tears wetted the red cheeks of the once so proud warrior. Not a single God could stand the weeping of the hurt child, but none could help him out.
And so I had to use my superpowers and save day…
So, on I went with crappy MsPaint and tried to make a forgery picture of the counter hitting the thousand views. But it never satisfied me to betray Chyld, though it looked as if I really were the 1,000th visitor. Other ideas came and went as fast as Jennifer Lopez changes husbands.
And there at the cliff of despair where lightning lit and thunder stroke… There was the perfect solution…
I would have to boost up the counter to another respectable number. I only needed to get another thousand hits! And that is as easy as falling in love! You only need to mention some key words which are on top of all the lists in the Googles, Yahoos and AltaVista’s… So, here we go!
Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen! Indeed! The annoying Olsen twins will turn eightteen soon which allows them to go into the shady world of porn industry and somehow whole the world is waiting for that. You know who I mean with the Olsen Twins don’t you? The annoying Full House babies grew up and because of a bizar reason everyone wants to see them naked. In other words if I put the words ‘Mary-Kate’, ‘Ashley’, ‘Olsen’, ‘Twins’, ‘naked’ and ‘porn’ in one sentence this blog will hit the 2,000 in no time. I’ll give it a go…
Have you heard about Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen, also known as the Olsen Twins, who will show up all naked in a porn movie on the very day they turn eightteen.
I did it! The views soon are flooting the blog. But to boost it up even more:
Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen nude pictures for free!
Up to the 10,000 hits!!
The “it never hurts to help” kept buzzing in my head. I need to help the poor little lamb… The normally rough and tough macho cried big tears. An uncountable amount of tears wetted the red cheeks of the once so proud warrior. Not a single God could stand the weeping of the hurt child, but none could help him out.
And so I had to use my superpowers and save day…
So, on I went with crappy MsPaint and tried to make a forgery picture of the counter hitting the thousand views. But it never satisfied me to betray Chyld, though it looked as if I really were the 1,000th visitor. Other ideas came and went as fast as Jennifer Lopez changes husbands.
And there at the cliff of despair where lightning lit and thunder stroke… There was the perfect solution…
I would have to boost up the counter to another respectable number. I only needed to get another thousand hits! And that is as easy as falling in love! You only need to mention some key words which are on top of all the lists in the Googles, Yahoos and AltaVista’s… So, here we go!
Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen! Indeed! The annoying Olsen twins will turn eightteen soon which allows them to go into the shady world of porn industry and somehow whole the world is waiting for that. You know who I mean with the Olsen Twins don’t you? The annoying Full House babies grew up and because of a bizar reason everyone wants to see them naked. In other words if I put the words ‘Mary-Kate’, ‘Ashley’, ‘Olsen’, ‘Twins’, ‘naked’ and ‘porn’ in one sentence this blog will hit the 2,000 in no time. I’ll give it a go…
Have you heard about Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen, also known as the Olsen Twins, who will show up all naked in a porn movie on the very day they turn eightteen.
I did it! The views soon are flooting the blog. But to boost it up even more:
Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen nude pictures for free!
Up to the 10,000 hits!!
