Monday, October 25

Meaningless

There are a lot of things, which are crap and without any meaning. Tuesdays for example. I never had an exciting Tuesday, nothing ever happens on a Tuesday; Sunday is free and means something to religious people, Monday is the day we worship the moon, Wednesday is the middle of the week, Thursday is Dutch student day (cheap beer), Friday counts as weekend, Saturday is weekend and means football and drinking beer. But what the hell happens on a Tuesday? I suggest that from no on we start with a six-days-week.

Cell phones with cameras! Even some respected Less-is-More’ers have one! Should be banned.

The ‘Q’. We only have it because it’s a James Bond character. But for the rest… I never use a word with a q. And there is a good alternative for the Q. Let’s say Cwestion instead of Question. Also an ‘X’. We only use it for the word sex. But I think deeds say more than words.

Beige. Beige is a really nasty colour that no one likes. So, why not ditch it? All colours are in the rainbow, but do you really think the rainbow loses its prettiness when we take out beige?

And last but not least in the meaningless rant. The 101 blog. I mean 96, 97, 98, 99… You’re really working to get to the 100 post and then you had it! Hurrah! Onehundred! So, 99 posts to go for another party…

In conclusion we should outlaw Tuesdays, cell phone cameras, Q’s, X’s, beige and the number 101.
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