Less Is More v1.6

Ladies and Gentlemen, I have a solution to my massive cashflow problem.

The basic premise behind getting a job is surely to do what you're good at, right? What am I good at?

-Drinking
-Getting stoned
-Sleeping
-Paiting little men badly
-Drumming badly

Nothing really suited to the modern workplace, really. But wait! I missed out one; my appearence!

I shall become a professional Mick Jagger Impersonator!

Obviously, I've got no idea how to get into such a line, so any recommendations are welcome...