Less Is More v1.6

So, America then. Its been over a month since about 51% of you decided to be, lets be honest, the most fucking stupid twats of the planet and re-elected George Bush into office. Again. Jesus, wasn't four years enough for you people? Let's have a look at this from a Briton's view, shall we?

• Didn't think much of him before 9/11. Wasn't really exposed to him that much. I was young, and more disposed towards stupid stuff that 14 year olds like.
• Apparently, someone in the US Government was alerted to the dangers of 9/11, but no one did anything about it.
• In addendum, apparently memos went round after that advising Government officials not to fly on that day.
• While retribution is a fine idea, it needs to be approved by the UN if you're gonna bomb the shit out of them. Did Georgey Boy do this? Did he shit.
• And how long was it before he ran after Osama? Long enough. Considering that they never found him.
• And what, exactly, did Iraq have to do with it? Didn't Georgey Boy's dad arm Iraq in the first place?
• Apparently, Al Quaeda was a creation of the American media, and the 9/11 bombers were acting independently. Probably a hoax, but if it isn't...
• Four years, and America has gone from the biggest budget surplus in history to the biggest budget deficit?
• Where have your freedoms gone? Can you spell "PATRIOT ACT"? How did that get through?
• Answer to the above: the media furiously tounging the government's asshole.
• Let's not even think about general American Imperialism...

Who actually thinks such a President is a good thing? I've spoken to many, many Americans on the subject, and all of them have the brain cell quotient to recognise the above. So I'm assuming that the average American on the Internet has accses to such resources as this. Now considering that America is the heartland of the Internet (it wishes...), its going to be the more primitive areas that worship Georgey Boy. I don't want to use the word "rednecks", but...

There are visionaries. Micheal Moore! Mr Moore knows what's actually going on with America! Our friend Madox, who we were introducedto the other day, hates what's going on. Admittedly, he also hates everything that exists, but who's counting?

What happens? These guys get labelled "un-American", "evil", "asshole" and "unpatriotic". Let's go off on a tangent for a bit - unAmerican? What asshole nation comes up with that kind of label then? But anyway, its under the guise of "patriotism" that the Fourth Reich of GeorgeBush rules with its iron fist. We need to fight back with equally unscrupulous tactics.

1.) Find out when a country-wide Presidential television broadcast is going out. If there's one thing the patriotic assholes of the nation love, its their stupid God talking lies to an audience.

2.) Build a HUGE television-radio-wave-thing.

3.) Soon as Georgey Boy starts, hack into every station broadcasting him, and broadcast your own message.

4.) Hold on as long as possible.

5.) SUBLIMINAL MESSAGING! Reveal the truth as I have told it, create a desire to verify it.

6.) The bomb Bush for good measure.

7.) If all else fails, start a revolution. Hell, you kicked the English out a hundred or so years ago, we were doing quite fine ruling you before you got sulky. You can go one further and kick out a true asshole by force...