Monday, May 10
More Cryptian Tales
1.) First off, some major changes have happened. To be honest, I've never liked the olive/green "we're in the jungle" theme of this blog. Well, inspired by the need to replace the logo (as removed by not enough bandwidth on my image server), I decided to just overhaul the entire image of the site. From "jungle camoflage" to "on the Moon camoflage", maybe, but I like it. Shouts out to these guys, who took hours of of the process of working out what colour does what. Of course, you won't be able to read all the white text without ruining your eyes, so you could be buggered there.
As to the banners I put up last week? They're on the old host, and now totally out of character, except for the last one. I'll be redoing them when I have a moment, but for now, feel free to use the new title image (with Henry Skull as drawn by me, and letters by Sepultura) as a banner.
The forum has not remained unravaged either. I've actually had a mess around, and now its all in character too. So you can mass spam/flirt with my friends in monochrome too!
2.) Tits. While I think they're fasinating myself, I can't actually see the fasination. They're two well-supported mounds of fat with some form of milk producing glands. Hormones have a lot to answer for.
For example, there was an "article" in The Sun this morning, about how Jordan is doign something in relation to Celine Dion. I can't remember what, I only noticed it because it was on Page 3. Now, alongside this thrilling piece of journalism, some sad twat had rewritten that annoying song by Ms Dion, going by the title "My Breasts Will Go On". If you can't realise the connections, you need to get out more.
So, there's people dying of AIDS, racism and crime in this very country, war and torture in the world, and people are being paid to write "poetry" about some stupid woman with titanic chesticles? I hate our species.
3.) Right, so there was I, casually uploading SuperMarcts first guest update one evening. Then, since it was several days before Friday, I set the time to 6:00pm, the time I aim to stick updates up. Then I suffered deja vu.
What kind of a stupid thing is that to have deja vu about?I believe that most of my deja vu is connected to dreams I have, and I have it too far often.But why was I dreaming about updating a blog and adjusting the time on it? WHY NO NUDITY?
The same thing also happened when re-arranging the timescale on the update about Reading Festival, and today in the middle of a Maths lesson. Is my life boring by coincidence or fate?
4.) I like my laptop. It's small, big in all the right areas, bloody useful, and quite sexy. Just like a good woman should be... sorry, going off on a tangent.I like to keep tabs on eBay. For a start, I bought the damn laptop off of the worlds most hyperd-up auction site, and I like to keep tabs on it to see if I can find useful things, like CD-RW drives, drum parts, and nail studded dildos. But I did find an auction for the same make of laptop as mine the other week. Have a read of this piece of spiel.
"no operating system loaded-formatted and ready to be installed. no cd rom or floppy drives..."
The first person to spot the reason why it had no bids will be certified "Sane."
5.) So I was stuck for an idea for a update, and Amyjay suggested "digdoo the deddle dater." Interpret that as you will.
6.) No, seriously, what use is knowing the differential of y=(Sin squared)xlnx actually going to be in real life? My stupid for doing A-Level Maths, but still. Or finding out the binomial series (1+x)(to the power of -1) up to (x to the power of 4)? Do you even understand what that meant, because you might want to tell me. I've got to pass an exam on it.
Enough already...
As to the banners I put up last week? They're on the old host, and now totally out of character, except for the last one. I'll be redoing them when I have a moment, but for now, feel free to use the new title image (with Henry Skull as drawn by me, and letters by Sepultura) as a banner.
The forum has not remained unravaged either. I've actually had a mess around, and now its all in character too. So you can mass spam/flirt with my friends in monochrome too!
2.) Tits. While I think they're fasinating myself, I can't actually see the fasination. They're two well-supported mounds of fat with some form of milk producing glands. Hormones have a lot to answer for.
For example, there was an "article" in The Sun this morning, about how Jordan is doign something in relation to Celine Dion. I can't remember what, I only noticed it because it was on Page 3. Now, alongside this thrilling piece of journalism, some sad twat had rewritten that annoying song by Ms Dion, going by the title "My Breasts Will Go On". If you can't realise the connections, you need to get out more.
So, there's people dying of AIDS, racism and crime in this very country, war and torture in the world, and people are being paid to write "poetry" about some stupid woman with titanic chesticles? I hate our species.
3.) Right, so there was I, casually uploading SuperMarcts first guest update one evening. Then, since it was several days before Friday, I set the time to 6:00pm, the time I aim to stick updates up. Then I suffered deja vu.
What kind of a stupid thing is that to have deja vu about?I believe that most of my deja vu is connected to dreams I have, and I have it too far often.But why was I dreaming about updating a blog and adjusting the time on it? WHY NO NUDITY?
The same thing also happened when re-arranging the timescale on the update about Reading Festival, and today in the middle of a Maths lesson. Is my life boring by coincidence or fate?
4.) I like my laptop. It's small, big in all the right areas, bloody useful, and quite sexy. Just like a good woman should be... sorry, going off on a tangent.I like to keep tabs on eBay. For a start, I bought the damn laptop off of the worlds most hyperd-up auction site, and I like to keep tabs on it to see if I can find useful things, like CD-RW drives, drum parts, and nail studded dildos. But I did find an auction for the same make of laptop as mine the other week. Have a read of this piece of spiel.
"no operating system loaded-formatted and ready to be installed. no cd rom or floppy drives..."
The first person to spot the reason why it had no bids will be certified "Sane."
5.) So I was stuck for an idea for a update, and Amyjay suggested "digdoo the deddle dater." Interpret that as you will.
6.) No, seriously, what use is knowing the differential of y=(Sin squared)xlnx actually going to be in real life? My stupid for doing A-Level Maths, but still. Or finding out the binomial series (1+x)(to the power of -1) up to (x to the power of 4)? Do you even understand what that meant, because you might want to tell me. I've got to pass an exam on it.
Enough already...
